Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Change, chapstick, a marble and usually my cell.
Q: How much alcohol did you have this week?
A: If you include Thanksgiving, which was within a week, a couple glasses of wine and a couples beers.
Q: Do you eat gas station food?
A: Not unless you include snacks, and then only on trips.
Q: Ever drive all night to get to someone?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Yes, although I think a lot of people just kind of bandwagoned onto it.
Q: Do you sleep in the nude?
Q: What colour underwear do you have on?
A: Blue and white in a small checkered pattern.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Funny you should ask- we’re putting bamboo floors down in the living room and hallway this weekend, and a couple weeks ago pulled the carpet off the stairs to let the wood show.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Do many people sit while showering?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have and I don’t see why I couldn’t again. I do have a permanent one now, and a temporary one.
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: Two, possibly three, although I only ever wear one.
Q: Where were you born?
A: Lexington, Kentucky
Q: How blonde are you?
A: Not at all, although you can find some in my stubble betimes.
Q: How often do you get on myspace?
A: Less frequently lately because of traveling and work- apologies to everyone I’ve been meaning to write back! Right now I mostly just get on when I get an e-mail notification.
Q: How many people are on your friends list?
Q: Do you have a car?
Q: How long have you been in the county that you live in?
A: Just under two years.
Q: Friend you saw?
A: Ben Lambeth. He helped me pick up the hardwood the other day. We were waiting at Home Depot literally an hour for them to pull 14 boxes of bamboo.
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Jason. No shocker there.
Q: Person who called you?
A: A client.
Q: Person you called?
A: My boss.
Q: Got any plans?
A: Hopefully I’ll wake up regaling myself with memories of Carolina’s loss to Ohio. Then work then meeting some friends.
Q: Dislikes about tomorrow?
A: Blue. It goes back and forth between green and blue, but these days it’s blue.
A: I like the time between seasons.
Q: Missing someone?
A: Not really.
A: I won’t say that for the sake of decency.
Q: Listening to?
A: My computer hum.
A: Me type.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Nothing really.
Q: First thing you did this morning?
A: Think about sex. What can I say?
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Not particularly.
Q: What’s annoying you right now?
A: I guess if anything, the fact that I ache from my right shoulder down the right side of my back, but I kind of like it. Let’s me know I’ve been active.
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: In the theater it was Borat. Other than that, I think it was Broken Flowers.
Q: Do you believe in long-distance relationships?
A: I believe they exist. I discovered that I’m not a fan.
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A: Not particularly. I guess I’m supposed to say I was just thinking of my wife, but she only left a few minutes ago.
Q: Do you think that person is thinking of you too?
A: Well, since I’m not thinking of anyone, that’s moot.
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Zooi Bistro for a meeting.
Q: Do you have any siblings?
A: Three- two sisters and a brother, none of whom live within 200 miles of me.