Zach Dotsey by Jackson Sawyer | Zach Dotsey Jackson Wiley Sawyer, three and one-half years old, took this picture recently of his uncle, Zach Dotsey, 30.  While the picture is blurred from camera movement and features an overabundance of headroom, it is at least as good as photographs taken by many people seven or more times the age of young Sawyer.

"Hey, that’s not bad," Dotsey said, praising his nephew when shown the picture.

When asked to comment, Sawyer replied, "You yelled at me!  I’m telling Mommy."

Upon receiving Sawyer’s claim of harassment Sawyer’s mother, Andra Sawyer, 21, promptly sent this reporter to time out.